The cops in Amsterdam got a call last week from some people who saw a woman standing in a window.  They said she was wearing black lingerie and she looked LIFELESS . . . and they were afraid something was seriously wrong.  She didn’t answer when the cops banged on the door, so they smashed their way into the apartment.  And that’s when they found out WHY she looked sexy but lifeless . . . she was a BLOW-UP DOLL.