If you’re BURSTING with patriotic pride once all the election results are in tonight, here’s a gloriously stupid way you can show it.  There’s a guy on eBay from Santa Ana, California who’s selling a Flamin’ Hot Cheeto that looks like a BALD EAGLE sitting on a perch.  You have to use your imagination a little bit, but whatever.  U-S-A!  U-S-A!

He listed it for $5,000 because, quote, “I am trying to make some money in order to go on my honeymoon.”  And believe it or not, it’s still available.

(Here’s a photo.  Search eBay for “bald eagle cheeto” to buy it.)