BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD is 35 years old, and she only JUST had her first sip of alcohol on the set of her latest movie, “Gold”.  And it was MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY who gave it to her.  But he might have also done something NAUGHTY to her.  She says, quote, “Matthew’s going around, pops the champagne.  It’s a party!’  He MOTORBOATS me . . . is that what it’s called?  We’re all dancing.  He comes up to me like, ‘Okay baby!’, pours champagne and puts it up to my lips.  And I feel a camera next to me and I smell, and I’m like, ‘Holy [eff], is this alcohol?'”  And no, that one sip didn’t turn Bryce into a full-on alcoholic.  It’s still the only time she’s tasted booze.

Also, does she know what “motorboating” means?  If it’s what we’re all most likely thinking it is, would Matthew do that to her?  They’re both married with kids, after all!