Later, he Tweeted, quote, “I’m not cutting my hair completely off just trimming it.” He didn’t elaborate beyond that. Lucky that he didn’t get injured cause pulling someone down by the hair is similar to a horse-collar tackle, and there’s a reason those are banned.… MORE
Category Archives: Screwy News
Watch a Canadian Guy Robs a Store Using a Hockey Stick and Goalie Mask
A guy broke into a liquor store in Canada a few weeks ago using a goalie mask and a hockey stick. He stole about $2,500 worth of Budweiser and the cops are trying to track him down. They don’t have much to go on. Their only lead? He might NOT actually be a goalie??? Their press…… MORE
Daycare Worker Drew a Mustache on a Sleeping Baby
A 25-year-old daycare worker in Scotland is facing assault charges for drawing a mustache on a kid’s face while he was sleeping. And she’s also accused of yanking his legs out from under him, and intentionally tripping three other kids too. Click here for her picture… MORE
Woman Is So Upset at a Grocery Store She Drives Inside and Up and Down the Aisles!!!
A woman in Oregon was so upset when a grocery store wouldn’t take her bad check on Tuesday that she (pulled a “Terminator”) drove through the doors, up and down a few aisles, and then out. She was arrested on several charges!… MORE
The Largest Blimp in the World Crash-Landed
The largest blimp in the world had a hard landing at an airstrip near London yesterday, and basically nosedived into the ground while it was coming in to land. But it’s a blimp, so the video almost looks like it happens in slow-motion. And apparently the cockpit was damaged, but no one was hurt. It’s…… MORE
See a Woman Throw Hot Nacho Cheese on a 7-Eleven Owner
A woman in Ohio threw nacho cheese sauce at a 7-Eleven owner last week when he caught her shoplifting. The cops just identified her and put out a warrant See her mugshot here … MORE
What tornado warning? Wedding goes on as downtown sirens blare
A guy in Michigan says he decided not to stop his wedding when he heard a tornado siren go off on Saturday, because, quote, “If we were going to get hit, maybe it was meant to be.” Then a tornado DID touch down about three miles away, but no one was hurt. Click here for…… MORE
Watch a Seal Avoid Death and Jump on a Boat to Escape Killer Whales!
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The Gregory Brothers made a song out of Ryan Lochte’s interview called “Drunk Frat Boy”
RYAN LOCHTE’s apology is now a song called “Drunk Frat Boy”. (WARNING!!! There’s profanity in this video.)… MORE