An employee at a gas station in Jacksonville, Florida caught a woman shoplifting back in March, so he locked her inside. And she spent 10 minutes TRASHING the place before he unlocked the door and she ran away. The cops are STILL trying to track her down. See the security video below… he lets her out at…… MORE
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Viral Video: A Baboon Throws Poop at Two Little Girls at a Zoo
There’s a video online of two little girls at a zoo in North Carolina who are trying to make friends with a baboon, and he picks up two handfuls of droppings and nails one girl right in the face. (The dad is cracking up behind the camera, and choking because it smells so bad. (WARNING:…… MORE
See A Guy Talk About All His Plastic Surgery Procedures To Make The Perfect Booty?
A guy in Boston named Joey Prixx has spent $60,000 on plastic surgery in the past five years, trying to get the perfect face and behind. And now he looks like he’s carrying two coconuts in his shorts. (The weirdest thing he’s done is to have the sweat glands removed from his underarms. WARNING: there’s…… MORE
Alabama Guy Has Been Stealing Beer by Dressing as a Beer Delivery Man
A guy in Millbrook, Alabama has been stealing cheap beer from stores by dressing up as a beer delivery guy . . . he just fills up a delivery cart and wheels it out the door. The cops are trying to track him down.… MORE
What Happens When a Roomba Meets a Pile of Dog Poop?
In case you’re worried about robots taking over ALL of our jobs, here’s proof that they’ve got a long way to go on even the most basic tasks. A guy named Jesse Newton from Little Rock, Arkansas has a Facebook post going viral right now . . . where he shared a story of what…… MORE
A Kid from the Czeck Republic and his “Pokemon Go Song”
Some kid named Misha from the Czech Republic posted a song about Pokemon Go that MIGHT end up haunting your dreams. It’s extremely bad and extremely catchy, which is an evil combination.… MORE
A “Sport Science” Parody About How Archers Resist Shooting at Spectators Instead
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Panda Express Unveils the ‘Chork’ . . . A Fork That’s Also Chopsticks
Panda Express might start offering a new utensil called a CHORK. It’s a fork, and the other end is chopsticks. They’re also adding General Tso’s chicken to their menu for the next four months. Click here for pictures Also see them build the largest takeout container?… MORE
You Hit the Wall at Work at Exactly 2:22 P.M.
According to a new study, the average person hits the wall at work at exactly 2:22 P.M. And the top three reasons are the office is too warm . . . you didn’t get enough sleep . . . and an overwhelming amount of work. Click here for more… MORE