The Case Veterinary Hospital, in Savannah, Georgia, has changed their marquee to read: “We’re no Tom Brady, but we do deflate balls!” The animal hospital is rooting for the Falcons to win the Super Bowl. They FB’ed: “We are aware that this is a little crude, however what better way is there to show support…… MORE
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Shoplifter Leaves Her ID Behind a Kmart Near Fort Walton Beach
The Okaloosa County, Florida police had an easy time arresting a shoplifting suspect after she tried to flee a Kmart in Ft Walton Beach with $1,200 worth of stolen items. An employee stopped the woman before she ran. She left her purse and ID card behind. Deputies arrested the 30-year-old shoplifter shortly after the incident.…… MORE
A Deli Received Hundreds Of Complaint Calls Cause People Think It’s The White House Complaint Line
Bub and Pop’s Deli is receiving complaint calls about President Donald Trump. The deli is 7 blocks from the White House. Their phone number is one number apart from the White House’s phone number. Bub and Pop’s started receiving complaint calls after a Twitter user posted their number instead of the White House’s comment line.…… MORE
Poor Scotsman Can’t Say Tongue Twister “Purple Burglar Alarm”
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See A Shoplifter Stuff An Entire Guitar In His Pants!
A shoplifter recently stuffed a guitar down the front of his pants before leaving a Guitar Center in Fort Worth, Texas! Surveillance video shows the man browsing the store before placing the guitar in his pants and casually walking out. The guitar is worth $1,700… MORE
Woman on a Plane Berates Passenger Who Voted for Trump And Gets Kicked Off The Flight
A woman got kicked off a flight over the weekend because she kept harassing the guy next to her for supporting Trump. First she tried to get the flight attendants to move the guy to another seat, but they sided with him instead and got booted from the flight. (WARNING: the video has uncensored profanity.)… MORE
Police Link a Toothless Woman to a Car Theft When They Find Her Dentures Inside
This woman was just one tube of Super Poligrip away from freedom. 31-year-old Lindsey Stanley-McShane of Lady Lake, Florida stole a Kia on Friday. Eventually she pulled over and got out . . . and she started trying to break into people’s homes until the cops showed up. They realized the Kia was stolen and…… MORE
Woman Is Allergic to WiFi?
Rachel Hanks is allergic to WiFi! She claims she suffers from electromagnetic hypersensitivity. The 43 year-old tells the paper that she lives in a shed because there are too many electronics and gadgets in her Sussex, England Home. “At first I had mild symptoms, I noticed when I switched to a cordless phone my ear…… MORE
After a Massive Manhunt For a Missing Alabama Hunter Turns Out He Was in Jail For Public Intoxication
A 51-year-old guy named Randy Holt from Hartselle, Alabama went hunting on Monday around noon . . . and never came home. At 9:00 P.M., his family called 911 and reported him missing, and a massive manhunt was ON. The sheriff’s department and fire department went looking for him, and they even got a low-flying…… MORE
Original But Unusual Proposal: An Irish Farmer Spray Paints “Marry Me” On The Side of a Cow
A farmer in Northern Ireland recently proposed to his girlfriend by spray-painting the words “Marry Me” on the side of a cow. She says he’s not usually very romantic, so she loved how creative he got with it. See the cow here: http://mashable.com/2017/01/17/farmer-creative-unique-proposing/#bua7NC7vFkqD SEE THE COUPLES FB POST HERE: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10207331396951684&set=a.1398577892988.2051435.1488482170&type=3&theater… MORE