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Category Archives: Screwy News
Viral Video: 4 Year-Old Boy Tells Dad Why He Fears Marriage
This adorable kid says he is terrified of the “SPIT-FILLED KISSES” that come with marriage! … MORE
A Tennis Player Loses a Point for Mocking His Opponent’s Obnoxious Grunting!
A tennis player named Robin Haase lost a point in a match the other day, all because he made fun of his opponent’s GRUNTING. The opponent was Gonzalo Lama, who grunts REALLY loudly on basically every shot. So in the middle of a point, Haase got sick of it and HE suddenly grunted as loud as…… MORE
A Boy Calls 911 Because His Dad Ran a Red Light?
A young boy named Robert called 911 on his own DAD last Saturday . . . to report him for running a red light! (It happened in Quincy, Massachusetts. Then the Dad got on the phone and he and the dispatcher laughed about it.)… MORE
Mobile County teacher placed on leave over quiz on drugs/prostitutes
Everyone is talking about a math quiz that got a Burns Middle School teacher susupened. Some parents reported she issued a math quiz with questions about drugs, guns, and prostitutes! The principal provided a copy of the quiz titled “City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam” and said she didn’t find it funny. One of the…… MORE
A “Banned” Grey Poupon Ad
Someone posted a parody of a Grey Poupon ad, which basically makes the same joke that we’ve all been making since Grey Poupon first came out. (As in, “I Poupon my burger.”)… MORE
Shirt Happens: A Guy Eats his T-shirt w/ Barbecue Sauce After Losing a Bet
A Cleveland Cavaliers fan, who goes by the Reddit name Party Dirty Dan, recently ate his t-shirt with barbecue sauce after the Golden State Warriors beat the Oklahoma City Thunder to advance to the NBA Finals. Several days before, Dan told his followers he would eat his shirt if the Warriors came back from a…… MORE
Waitress Sings Operatic Version of “Happy Birthday”
A waitress at Rasta Pasta sang “Happy Birthday” to a woman named Angela. It wasn’t Angela’s birthday but she enjoyed the operatic version!… MORE
Jet Blue Told a Stripper She Couldn’t Fly Because Her Shorts Were Too Short?
Jet Blue wouldn’t let a stripper fly from Boston to Seattle a few weeks ago, because her SHORTS were too short. She bought new ones at the airport and got on the plane . . . then they apologized and gave her a $200 travel voucher.… MORE
“Socialism” parodies classic board game Monopoly
Someone’s raising money on Kickstarter for a new SOCIALIST version of Monopoly. So instead of trying to make the most money, the game ends when everyone has $300, and the government keeps the rest.… MORE