Category Archives: Screwy News

Man in a “This Guy Needs a Beer” Shirt Got a…(Wait for it) D.U.I.

Ironic t-shirts and police mugshots are a match made in heaven.  Especially when they go together this perfectly. 29-year-old Joshua Tackett of Kensington, New Hampshire was driving drunk on Friday night.  And he lost control, swerved off the road, hit a wall, hit a lamp post, and then came to a stop . . .…MORE

Scientists Figured Out Why You Lose Socks in the Laundry?

Scientists finally figured out why the laundry eats your SOCKS.  And no, they don’t magically disappear.  Basically, it depends on how much laundry you do, the number of people in your house, and the number of socks in a load A psychologist and a statistician came up with a mathematical formula called the ‘Sock Loss…MORE

Public Pool in Iceland ban men using hair dryers on their privates!

A public swimming pool in Iceland recently put a sign up, asking men to stop using the hair dryers in the bathrooms to dry their NETHER regions. And they included an illustration of a naked guy doing it, with a big red “X” over him! Click here for picturesMORE

A Drug Dealer With Half a Beard Had to Spend 4/20 in Jail

A weed dealer not being able to do business on 4/20 is like a Best Buy having to close on Black Friday.  So a very strange man got some very bad news this week. 58-year-old Kevin Gibson is a weed dealer in Miami, Florida.  And he was arrested on Tuesday night for possession of marijuana…MORE

Most Important Food Innovation From Each State

America may not be good at inventing food, but we’re FANTASTIC at taking food that already exists and making it better. Thrillist put together a list of the most important FOOD INNOVATION from each state.  And they did a pretty good job, because a lot of these are going to be pretty hard to argue. …MORE

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