This is totally going to dispel the stereotype that blondes are dumb! At least until the rest of us dummies forget about it in, like, three days. A new study out of Ohio State University found that blondes aren’t dumber than people with other hair colors . . . in fact, they might be slightly…… MORE
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Would You Get This Tattoo IF You Never Had to Pay Taxes Again?
We are gonna go out on a limb and say you don’t like paying taxes. It’s okay, I won’t tell Bernie Sanders on you. So what’s it worth to you to NEVER pay them again? A new survey from Wallet Hub asked people what they’d be willing to do for a tax-free future. Here are…… MORE
Guy Interviewing For a Job at Popeyes in NOLA Turns Out To Be A Hero!
None of us will EVER have a job interview go this well. 18-year-old Devin Washington was interviewing for a job at a Popeyes in New Orleans East on Saturday afternoon. He was talking to the manager, a woman named Danyanna Metoyer. Suddenly, a 50-year-old guy named Pablo Ciscart busted into the Popeyes and grabbed a…… MORE
Survey Determined The Colors On Your Bedroom Walls Effects Your Moods
After the whole “Fifty Shades of Grey” thing, I’m sure plenty of couples painted their walls RED, just like the ones in the book’s PLEASURE DUNGEON. Well, here’s why you shouldn’t take advice from poorly written books cause a new survey found that people who have red walls in their bedroom have the LEAST SEX of…… MORE
A $300 Million Vessel Could Be Called “Boaty McBoatFace?”
The British government is letting people vote on what to name a new $300 million polar exploration boat they’re building. And the name with the most votes so far is, “Boaty McBoatface” See this is why we can’t have nice things…. Click here to see pictures… MORE
Guy Wheels His Dead Mom Into a Bank Withdraws Her Money Then Goes Straight to Buffalo Wild Wings?
Apparently being a terrible person and pulling a “Weekend at Bernie’s” on your own MOTHER really puts you in the mood for boneless Buffalo wings. 57-year-old David Vanzo of Plymouth, Minnesota moved in with his mom back in 2007. She died this past January. And before David reported it, he put her in a wheelchair,…… MORE
Convicted Felon Sings To Judge During Sentencing a song he wrote, called “Sorry?”
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The 1st Viral Video w/ 25 million views and going strong: The Crichton Leprechaun
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Old Guy Tells Cop He Refuses to Say the Alphabet cause He’s Unfamiliar With It?
Can’t a drunk guy just eat his orange chicken without having to answer a bunch of brain teasers? A 74-year-old guy was in the drive-thru lane at a Panda Express in South Euclid, Ohio last week, when he rear-ended the person in front of him. His goal was to stop another car from driving between…… MORE
Bring Your Own Slurpee Container to 7-Eleven This Weekend
Last year 7-Eleven held its first “Bring Your Own Cup” Day were you could take in ANY container as long as it was less than 10 inches in diameter and fill it up with a Slurpee for $1.49! People brought in flower pots, crock pots, helmets you name it. And now it’s BACK. So they’re offering…… MORE