A new study found the most popular emoji in the world is the “tears of joy” face . . . which is the yellow face with the huge smile and tears coming out of both eyes. It also found 9% of all texts we send contain at least one emoji.… MORE
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Police Officer Stops Man For Speeding, Ends Up Helping Him Tie His Tie
Wisconsin police officer recently pulled over a car for speeding. The young man driving the car told the officer he was going a bit fast because he was heading to his friend’s house so he could help him tie his tie. The friend wasn’t there so the officer tied the tie… MORE
Daycare Shutdown Due To a Suspicious Package: What Was Inside Surprised Everyone
A daycare in Iowa was put on lockdown last week after someone left a suspicious package outside. Then cops used a bomb-detecting robot . . . and found out it was actually a bag of SEX TOYS! See a pic of the cops sifting through the “items” here: http://www.craveonline.com/mandatory/1191565-iowa-daycare-lockdown-somebody-left-bag-sex-toys-outside… MORE
What Did Every State Google More Than Anyone Else in 2016?
A new study found what every state Googled more than anyone else last year. There were lots of searches about dead celebrities and the election. What did our southern states Google the most? Alabama? The author Harper Lee. Florida? Zika Virus! & Mississippi? Mannequin Challenge! What Each State Googled More Frequently Than Any Other State…… MORE
Guy Buys 1,000 Copies of His Local Newspaper to Keep People From Finding What He Did!
A guy in upstate New York was arrested for drunk driving last week, and over the weekend, he went around buying up 1,000 copies of the local paper so people wouldn’t find out. Cost him $1250 bucks!!! But because he did that . . . now his story is going viral everywhere! http://www.newyorkupstate.com/finger-lakes/2017/01/reporter_upstate_ny_man_buys_more_than_900_newspapers_to_hide_dwi_charge.html… MORE
Guy Gets Tired of Waiting in the ER So He Pulls Out a GUN!
A 21-year-old guy in Houston got sick of waiting at the E.R. yesterday, pulled out a GUN, and fired several shots into the ceiling. Then cops had to shoot him in the parking lot when he pointed the gun at them, but he survived!… MORE
Trump vs Trump?
Two men wearing Donald Trump masks recently began boxing one another inside a Lowe’s store in Richmond, Virginia. Store managers called the police because the boxers were scaring customers. Some customers began chanting ”Donald Trump, Donald Trump.” At one point, the men fell and knocked over some merchandise. No arrests were made http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/01/04/witnesses-men-wearing-trump-masks-duked-it-out-in-lowes.html… MORE
Dobbey The Red Nosed Reindeer!
Gordon Elliott is not Santa Claus, but does take his reindeer with him everywhere he goes. The Londoner has raised Dobbey since he was a baby and now, he acts more like a pet dog than a wild animal. Gordon says, “We developed a strong bond and now he will follow me round just like…… MORE
Granny Makes Ugly Christmas Sweaters Inspired by Frisky Reindeers in Her Neighborhood
A London grandmother has created a line of ugly sweaters that show reindeers humping. Jen Barrett got the idea for her line from watching the reindeers near her home. She tells the Daily Mirror, ”We live in a rural location and were inspired by the animals we see in the fields near here. We know…… MORE
A Robbery Suspect Drew a Fake Beard on Their Face, and the Disguise Worked?
Someone in Florida recently robbed a gas station, while sporting a terrible disguise that included a fake beard they drew on with a SHARPIE. But it might have WORKED. A security camera got a clear shot of their face, but the cops can’t tell if it was a man or a woman? https://twitter.com/PascoSheriff/status/809240367719731201/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw . … MORE