A Washington County, Oregon criminal, named Craig Buckner, recently took a mug shot with his red pet parrot on his shoulder. Buckner brought the bird to court because he did not think he was going to be jailed. He placed the parrot in a tree before a judge sentenced him to jail time for violating his…… MORE
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Oregon Woman Called 911 After a Guy Wouldn’t Stop Whistling “CLOSING TIME?”
A woman actually got so irritated at a guy for whistling “Closing Time” that she called 911. It seems a little extreme . . . but if you ever had to listen to someone whistling that song, you’d probably last about 30 seconds! Woman Calls Cops After Man Won’t Stop Whistling Semisonic’s ‘Closing Time’… MORE
Canadian Police Are Threatening to Punish Drunk Drivers with Nickelback?
Police in Canada are trying a new approach to stop people from drunk driving. They’re warning people that if they get caught, not only will they be arrested, but they’ll be forced to listen to NICKELBACK on their way to jail??? See their FB post: https://www.facebook.com/KtownPolice/photos/a.1816514231927239.1073741828.1816447628600566/1824297744482221/?type=3 … MORE
Best Ever News Bloopers November 2016
A new collection of news bloopers from November is online. One of the best ones is when a reporter was talking about Thanksgiving, and said turkey is a natural aphrodisiac. (He meant to say it makes you SLEEPY . . the word is “soporific.” SEE it at 1:23.)… MORE
Chocolate Cows?
A farm in Southern Australia claims it has the tastiest beef in the world because they feed their cattle CHOCOLATE and other sweets! The cows especially enjoy Cadbury chocolate and eat 4 pounds of it per day. Farmer Scott De Bruin tells Vice Munchies: “People ask me about the ethics of feeding chocolate to cows. But…… MORE
Baby Dressed in a Chewbacca Costume Making Chewy Noises
This kid is adorable in its Chewy costume does a pretty dead on impression! ”Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” opens December 16th… MORE
Bizarre Trend Called “The Fort Challenge” Where Shoppers Hide Overnight Inside Retail Stores!
So some holiday shoppers are taking part in a new prank called ‘The Fort Challenge’. They are hiding in Toys R Us and Ikea stores by sitting inside dens made from merchandise boxes. Some of the participants are chronicling their overnight challenge by Snapchatting and using Facebook Live. Some shoppers are hiding on store shelves…… MORE
Viral Video: Girl Gets Wisdom Teeth Removed and Thinks They Were Deported by Trump
Dad filmed his daughter ‘Maddy” post surgery after having her wisdom teeth removed. She tells her father she doesn’t want Donald Trump building a wall in her mouth. “Maddy” thinks her wisdom teeth were deported by Trump?… MORE
The Blind Date from Hell in Birmingham!
Jefferson County, Alabama Sheriff’s are looking for a 22 year-old man, who led them on a high-speed chase before escaping. Officers stopped the man and were verifying his information when he pushed his blind date out of the car and took off. Deputies called off the high-speed chase because the suspect was driving erratically. Deputies…… MORE
Let’s Not Make ‘the Backpack Challenge’ a Thing
Now that the Mannequin Challenge has run its course, it’s time for ‘the Backpack Challenge.’ That’s where you run between two rows of people who throw their backpacks at you full-force. Naturally you don’t make it far. It’s a terrible idea, since backpacks are heavy and you could get hurt. So, yes . . .…… MORE