Archie McPhee Candies is selling brown and white gravy-flavored candy canes. The canes taste like meat. A pack of six costs $6.50. Archie McPhee’s also sells candy canes that taste like pickles, Wasabi, bacon and coffee.… MORE
Category Archives: Screwy News
A Mall Santa Told a Kid That Hillary Clinton Is on His Naughty List
Don’t talk politics at work. Especially when your job is supposed to involve bringing joy to children . . . A woman in Florida took her two kids to a shopping mall near Orlando last Tuesday to see Santa. And he told her 10-year-old daughter that she’s on his “nice” list. But then before she…… MORE
A News Anchor Tries to Draw a Cannon But It Starts to Go Hilariously Wrong
A Seattle news anchor was trying out Google’s new Quick Draw game (where you draw pictures on your device and let a computer guess what they are) She tried to draw a cannon . . . but it didn’t come together quite right!… MORE
ADORABLE Little Boy Can’t Say The Word ‘Lasagna’
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Man Sings With His Busted Washing Machine
This guy’s washing machine was malfunctioning and making a loud noises. So to the beat that matched “Louisiana Saturday Night” by Don Williams this guy sang the song’s hook! Another guy sings Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” w/ the help from his busted Washing Machine!… MORE
Guy Recites ‘Sports Themed’ Wedding Vows
This guy with a VERY understanding bride expressed his love for her by reciting sports-themed vows at his wedding. He mentions his favorite sports players and teams with lots of giggling from the audience.… MORE
See a Couple Climb The World’s Tallest Construction Crane w/ NO Harness
Ivan Beerkus & Angela Nikolau recently climbed to the top of the world’s tallest construction crane. The crane is located in downtown China and is 1,968 feet tall! Ivan and Angela DID NOT use any harness equipment on their date!… MORE
Man Uses Drone To Catch Wife Cheating (NSFW)
This man bought a drone and used it to catch his wife in the act of cheating. He shows her meeting a guy just blocks from their home. He does ‘play by play’ of her meeting and WARNING the commentary contains beeped out profanity!… MORE
Airplane Captain Has To Deal With Politics At 35,000 Feet!
Two passengers recently argued about politics and Donald Trump on a flight to Puerto Vallarta. A man said he was glad he was going to be able to keep his guns. Flight attendants had to separate the two and then the pilot scolded the passengers over the intercom!… MORE
Male Ginger Gets Busted Singing At Stoplight
Someone was pulling up to a stoplight when they caught a male ginger singing ‘Unwritten’ in the car next to him.The ginger knew he was busted and kept singing!.… MORE