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Category Archives: Screwy News
Pamela Anderson Does a “Dating Game” Parody About the Dangers of Ride Sharing?
Pamela Anderson is now crusading against ride sharing services? She did a real PSA for a limo drivers’ association, all about how Uber and Lyft have sketchy drivers? (It’s a parody of “The Dating Game”, where she asks three different drivers questions about their qualifications, and goes with the limo driver.)… MORE
A Florida Man Turned Yellow after Drinking too Many Energy Drinks!
50 year-old Florida man recently turned yellow after drinking too many energy drinks. Newser claims the construction worker was downing five energy drinks a day in order to keep up with his workload. The man went to the hospital after he turned yellow. Doctors say his skin changed colors because of his large intake of…… MORE
Thief Breaks Into Car And Steals Only a Kit Kat Bar!
Guy broke into an unlocked car and only stole a Kit Kat? How do we know? A Kansas State University student Hunter Jobbins says the thief left a note that read: “Saw Kit Kat in your cup holder. I love Kit Kats so I checked your door and it was unlocked. Did not take anything…… MORE
The 30 best/worst Halloween Costumes Posted on Reddit This Year!
The website WorldWideInterweb.com posted a list of the 30 best Halloween costumes that were posted on Reddit this year! Click here to see the ridiculousness (Full Story)… MORE
Owner Dresses Up As His Dogs Favorite Toy!
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Elevator Companies Admit That the “Door Close” Button Doesn’t Do Anything
The “door close” buttons on elevators don’t do anything, according to the head of the elevator industry’s trade group. They were phased out starting in 1990 for the Americans With Disabilities Act, but elevator manufacturers still put in fake “door close” buttons because people love pressing them. So why do they still put them in…… MORE
Here’s What Wine You Should Drink with Your Favorite Halloween Candy!
Here are what WINES you should pair with your favorite Halloween candy: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups go well with Sherry . . . M&Ms are best with Port wine . . . Hershey Kisses go nicely with Zinfandel . . . and Sour Patch Kids or Sweet Tarts are complemented by a Riesling. See more…… MORE
Little Girl Wants To Vote For ‘Donald Trunk’?
This six year-old says she wants to vote for ‘Donald Trunk.’ She doesn’t want to vote for Hillary Clinton because she lies too much.… MORE
Man Buys Haunted House on Purpose
Paranormal Investigator Robert DuShane tells WWMT that he intentionally bought a haunted house in Kalamazoo, Michigan. “We intentionally bought this house because it was haunted. Originally before we even moved in we were asked to investigate this house by the woman that we were purchasing it from. We constantly hear people walking around upstairs and…… MORE